Spirit: Hay Baby B!!! I learned a new song from Granpa Muffin today.
Baby B: Oh now you think you can sing, what did your pilates help you get a voice...(rolling her big beautiful brown eyes)
Spirit: Well, Granpa was saying watch Grammie, so I did..then he started singin'(his voice high and crackin'), He said "She is werkin' her fingers to the bone, what does she get? Boney Fingers!!! (he starts snortin' and laughing)
Everyone around the ranch put their hooves to their ears. Spirit's voice was like running hooves across a chalk board
Acey (katherine Hepburn in her golden years) oh, oh my, what is that horrid noise
Simba Marie (Joan Rivers) OY, it's a good I was not visiting my plastic surgeon today, can you imagine what I would look like!!!
Queen Misty ( in her queenly manner) Would you please tell the gardner to stop the weed whacker!
Baby B: Takes hoof and does the gagging motion
Spirit: Unaware that he has offended anyone...shows his pearly whites as big as big and proud as can be.
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