Top 10 excuses why Charity hasn't foaled

SusanE830 is one of the most clever and creative people on our thread at ABR. Here's her latest Top 10 list

	CHARITY'S TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT FOALING YET AS OF APRIL 18, 2010 10. I'm holding out till they guarantee an epidural 9. I can't get comfortable enough to foal unless the chickens come in and fluff my bedding 8. No one has satisfied my repeated demands for a KFC Double Down--hello, people, have you never heard of pregnancy cravings??!! 7. DJ keeps staring at me, if you know what I mean 6. Something has happened to my tail and I'm so big I can't look back to see what's wrong! 5. I'd like to pop this foal out, believe me, but it's barricaded itself in there until the recession is over 4. I am having too much fun messing with your minds 3. I was going to foal this weekend, I swear it, but there's too much volcano ash in the air 2. Ha! If YOU had a 120-plus pounds of legs, hooves and head coming out YOUR vagaga, would you be in such a hurry??! I think not! AND CHARITY'S NUMBER ONE EXCUSE FOR NOT FOALING YET AS OF APRIL 18, 2010: 1. The General is right--there really is an elephant in there!