Posted on ABR by our good and clever friend, SusanE380
TOP TEN REASONS WHY FAITH HAS NOT YET FOALED
(as told by the hens)
10. Too busy eating to stop long enough to foal
9. Keeps getting this creepy feeling that someone is looking at her private parts
8. Muffin told her he really likes zaftig mares
7. Received secret, lucrative offer from Hope and AJ to make it worth her while not to foal so THEY can still be the babies
6. Overheard P Diddy and John Wayne talking behind the tack shed about their dating plans for her once the baby is born
5. Enjoying being the center of attention for the first time in her life
4. Hopes delay will get Dr. Adam to come to visit her again-he's SO cute!
3. The foal is grounded to his womb for playing pranks
2. No foaling until Baby B agrees to lend Faith her tiara for the big event
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY FAITH HAS NOT YET FOALED:
1. Wants book and TV deal--waiting for the hoopla about the Octomom to die down
